housewife

I can't help it. I'm a Jay Brannan junkie. You'll have to indulge me or you can scroll down and read another entry because I'm posting yet another one of his YouTube videos.


When Jay played this at one of his shows (the first one I had ever attended), I instantly became a fan. I really fell in love with the song, but I was never recorded until recently. I'm so pleased that he finally has because he hardly plays this live (as he explains in the video).

While I don't necessarily see myself as someone's "househubby," I can definitely relate to the fantasy of finding THE ONE who I can build a home with.

No jokes about me signing up for Habitat for Humanity, please. I'm way ahead of you smart ass bitches!

Anyway, I do have my ideal relationship, and I know what I want from it and what I'm capable of giving. But like Jay's closing line "Can't wait 'til he's in my life, 'cause we haven't met yet..."

HOUSEWIFE

two bodies pressed together
two boys are falling hard
the smell of sweat and leather
a kinky greeting card

crazy about each other
we both got fucked up pasts
but when we are together
we have a fucking blast

i wanna be a housewife
what's so wrong with that?
i wanna be a housewife
and that's just where I'm at

i'm making guacamole
he's working on the car
when he grills turkey burgers
he knows I like them charred

i like to wash the dishes
i like to scrub the floors
don't mind doing his laundry
what are boyfriends for

I i wanna be a housewife
what's so wrong with that?
i wanna be a housewife
and that's just where I'm at

i wanna have his baby
i wanna wear his ring
he drives me fucking crazy
i am his everything

i wanna be a housewife
what's so wrong with that?
i wanna be a housewife
and that's just where i'm at

i wanna be a housewife
what's so wrong with that
can't wait 'til he's in my life
cause we haven't met yet